Manifesto.

The absolute non-negotiables of Sugar Sober.

You can count on these.


Community is the cure.

  • The cure for food addiction isn’t less food but rather more connection.

    • You heal and grow in direct proportion to how much you show up, participate, and serve others (that’s science, y’all).

  • Everyone here is a treasured member of Sugar Sober, regardless if you ever purchase a product from us.

    • Relationships are the life blood of this space, not transactions.

  • This is NOT the Laura and Hanna show. We’re simply the hosts, but the salon doesn’t exist without you and your participation.

  • Calling all aunties, cousins, little sisters, big sisters, mothers, and grandmothers. Especially the grandmothers.

    • This space is for women in all of life’s stages to come together. We need your voice. We need your ears.

    • Here, women means any human who identifies as a woman or femme.

We don’t have all the answers. No one does.

  • Our recipe is science plus soul, baby. We share insights, meaning we combine the research with the anecdotal.

    • But, also, we’re peer-reviewed research sluts. Let’s look at the data.

  • You can absolutely disagree with us and tell us about it. That is a metric for a healthy community.

    • We just ask that you do so respectfully, as you would if you were sitting across from us on our back porch having a heart to heart over espresso.

  • We are two able-bodied, thin, western-beauty-standards pretty, massively privileged, white girls. We promise to be obsessive about checking ourselves. Please see “it’s not the Laura and Hanna show” above.

We don’t treat eating disorders.

  • but “feeling crazy with food” is a spectrum we all fall on somewhere. And we’re gonna talk about it. Unabashedly.

  • This community and our offerings pair deliciously with mental health treatment, a feminist primary care physician, and a 1:1 nutritionist.

    • It takes a village, and we’re proud to be part of yours.

No before-and-after photos.

  • Photos do not tell the story. Our disordered dieting, chaotic binges, and social isolation were at their absolute bottom-of-the-Grand-Canyon worst when our bodies were leanest.

  • We will never use thinness to make a point or convince you of something.

  • No body is better or worse than another.

  • Fuck fatphobia. Fuck it alllllllll the way back to it’s conception.

No bullshit.

  • We only email you, publish a post, or go live with an offering if it will directly make your life better.

    • No weekly newsletter or one-liner Insta posts to climb tooth and nail to the top of your feed.

Food, not nutritionism (a la Michael Pollen).

  • Food is not the problem. Food is the only answer.

  • Food is culture. It’s tradition, hospitality, identity. Food is love.

  • There is no such thing as non-emotional eating.

    • You’re a human, not a robot. You do not plug in grams of carbs/fat/protein, you eat food. You cannot separate your food from your humanness.

All Hail Dolly Parton, Missy Elliot, & Miss Piggy.

  • This just feels important to say - these are our patron saints.

  • Feminist, truly individual, fun, and dump trucks worth of sass.